Here it is:
Darnit! Where is Waldo?!
I eat da talkin' bees becuz I'm George Washington Christ...
It's stabbin' time!
Your face is so stupid, it tripped over the chord of a chordless phone!- Uhh, yeah
thats right.
If I had a toilet, I wouldn't be thirsty...
For everyone's personal clarifacation- I let da dawgs out!
I'd just like to give a special thanks to: M.C. and Brennen Harsell because... they...
need thanking... Oh and thnx to KD too, for giving me good advice on the website.
So I says to him I says "Hi" and then he sais "Hello" and that was end of the killer
swarm of angry Flibbitygibbits
So I asked M.C. "Whats up?" and he said "I dunno, I'm eating melons" and I asked
"What kind of melon" and he replied "Why, the only one that goes well with tea, of course" so I asked him "Which one
is that" and he sais "The one that lived in the part of the Grocery store with the flamingo's of happiness"
It says non-toxic but I feel bad...
"I swear to drunk occiver, I am not god!"
"Yo, Kimberley! You get your bulimic ass down here pronto and explain to me why this
god dam I-pod is on vibrate!!!"
"Psst...wassat?" "Hmmm???" "Wassat?" "Hinklefinkle?" "WASSAT" *Wassat dude points*
"Was-is-sat?!?" "Err... is-iscalled...zzzzzzz"
"OOH-OOH, I love hummus!''
"GO PISS IN YOUR TROUSERS!!!"
"You kicked my dog"
"I 'seen 'im! I 'seen 'im!" "Whishywhatsit?" "I 'SEEEN 'IMM" "Err?" "I 'SEEN DA GOOGLEMONKEYSSS!!!"
"Wha?!" "I SEEEN THE GOD DAM GOOOGLEMONKEYSSS!" "Really?! Where??? Were there bumchums????!!!???" "Yep!, there was a forced
of about ten bumchums, 6 googlemonkeys and 8 nincompoops!!!" "TO WAR!!!" (4 googlemonkeys, 9 bumchums and 2 nincompoops were
lost that day...*sniff*...)
"Royalty sucks!" "ANARCHY-" *whisper* "I think so too..."
"Smokin' da weed... Snorting da coke... Injectin' da Herroin... Eatin' da hash...
Doing da DRUGZ"
"Remember the time when... it was like... 7:34?"
"I need a bud-dy... Your my bud-dy..."
"What happen?" "Someone set up us the bomb, we get signal" "What?" "Main screen
turn on" "It's you" "How are you gentlemen?, all your base belong to us, you are on your way to destruction" "What yooo' say?"
"You have no chance to survive, make your time, Ha-Ha-Ha!" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
I swear!!! There is no blood in my alchohol line!!!
Eh Busta Eh Franciene Eh Busta Eh Franciene Eh Busta Franciene
*Conversation of to people killing monks (not monkeys I mean da peeps who
were robes and stuff...)*
MMMmmmm.... Monkeys...." "Ye..." "I like eating monkeys..." "Ye..." "OOOH!!!
Dis one has kethcup!" "Ye..." "Oh- wait das blood..." "Ye..." "
